Limrur og annar leirburður

Mr. Big Man

To the south we have quite the rancher 

who thinks he has all the answers.

If you’ll go to the bank

and ask how he’ll rank

they’ll laugh at that tiny dancer.

Cool cat.

So, you think you’re a cool cat

clever on facebook and allt that.

When the shit hit the fan

you blocked, hid and ran

‘cause really you’re just a little shat.

The Chauvinist fool.

When a bashing is your great plan
control to a difficult woman.
You're not very cool
just a chauvinist fool
in desperate need of a brain scan.

Johnny Bondage.

There once was a farmer named Johnny

who wanted a Playboy bunny

smearing people with shit

he thought was a hit

but nobody found him that funny.

Poor, unfunny farmer Johnny

was so lonely and horny

he longed for a spank

but the same old wank

he got from his five finger honey.